Diary of A Roadside Investor.

 I watched as the man ambushed his servants with a rifle in his hand and I wondered what he was going to do next before my Aunt called me, I ran to the kitchen to help her only to find out that I was not with a cup of popcorn!It bizzare but I had to make do with the handful of honey in my mouth for the time being.


I noticed as I passed the mirror on the wall as I made my way to the kitchen, that I had grown fatter ever since I arrived from Nigeria!This was the same imiano they described as Lekpa in the village. Thank God, I invested so much in groundnuts, palm oil and potatoes before coming over!


Though, my friends thought it was wise of me, I should have busied myself with the art of planting cashew trees up and down for easy harvests. Today, I wish I had done more!


On returning to the parlour, I found out that the show had ended and I thought of how I would have been a good servant to my master when I went there as an apprentice to a bicycle repairer.


Though, I was a good child to my mother, she never knew what my future was all about!

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